The Sandbaggers Scottish Ultra ……

The Sandbaggers Scottish Ultra ……

This is a tough and grueling multi stage Ultrathon  of epic distance and ascent  , 5 stages that would cover 150 miles and climb just under 20,000 feet . It would test all of its competitors to the limit …Ran by Dave Scott and Phil Briggs of Sandbaggers fame , it’s a race renowned for being tough , they are apparently nick named “The Evil Twins” for reasons that I would understand fully later on in the week …

I approached this race with caution , my feet were still in bits from the Marathon Des Sable and I hadn’t been able to run up until the Sunday before the start and that hadn’t gone well as it had given me a brand new blister  !!!  despite this off I went down to Glen Trool to have a go ….

I had agreed to pick up Jo Kilkenny and her good Friend Justin McLaurin from Dumfries railway station, however Jo had fallen asleep on the train and missed her Carlisle stop and had arrived in Glasgow !!!  ,so  as she headed back from Glasgow I headed directly to Carlisle to pick her up , Justin unfortunately had to make do with the sights of Dumfries for a little while longer , but it wasn’t long before we were all deposited in Glen Trool and meeting our fellow competitors .. everyone was a pleasure to be around , a fairly mixed bunch of male and female runners from all over the UK , all age groups from a young and very fit Mark Caddy to a few of us that should have known better !!

Amongst us was Donnie Campbell , a super talented young and without doubt soon to be legendary runner on the Ultra scène . He will soon attempt to run from Glasgow to Skye in one go , this is 184 miles of multi terrain , and after witnessing this lad run over the last week I have no doubt he will finish with something to spare !  :  find his cause HERE

Stage 1 .. Bargrennan to St John’s Town of Dalry     22 miles / 1787 feet


The day of Stage 1 was beautiful ,sun was shining and I could hear the birds chirping away as I got changed into my running kit , what a day to start off …..

BANG .. off we all went through the bridge and straight away on to a beautiful loch side path , undulating steeply up and down along Loch Trool , I shot off like I was in an 6 mile hill race , running all the ups and downs , cranking the steeps … then I realised I was in second place behind Donnie Campbell , steady on Mark !! .. you have 150 miles ahead not 6 and you certainly can’t be second place in a field of strong runners like these !!!  .. I slowed it down a notch and eventually  2 other runners passed me , fair go ,  these boys look like they can run a bit .. later on Jo Kilkenny caught me up and I stayed with her for the next few miles , we entered an off road hilly section with only a few hundred metres between us and she disappeared behind a dyke and I never saw her again , she can move over the rough ground so she can …

My blisters were giving me serious aggravation at this point and I couldn’t wait to get to the finish but after I gained the road again it was a long 6-7 mile section of country lane, I had slowed down considerably at this point due to pain in my heels , I later double taped them and had no problems ,just when I thought that the finish couldn’t be far the lane took a 90 degree turn over a bridge and a huge grassy hill climb presented itself to me … no way !!  I was knackered !! but I had to press on , up I went , from the top I could see the St Johns Town of Dalry , it was very picturesque and looked like it should be on a post card , a quick run along the top and on the other side a descent so steep that my legs threatened to collapse .. then all of a sudden the campsite was right there and I dived in to the finish .. I had came in 5th behind Jo .

We enjoyed our camp that night , it was sunny , we sun bathed by a beautiful river and shared tales of past experiences ..

Stage 2 .. St John’s Town of Dalry to Wanlochead    35 miles / 5400 feet


We awoke to horrible cold and wet weather which as the day went on was to deteriorate to a full on gale force storm .. but onwards and most certainly upwards ….

BANG!! .. stage 2 started with a fast run in over great cross country paths then up over the very steep Ben Brack Hill , Jo and I had been running pretty much the same pace and decided to stick together through the bad weather , I was glad of her company as it was a long 35 mile day … we worked hard and climbed , climbed and climbed this day , it seemed like we ran forever up hill , the only time I consciously stopped moving for a rest  in the whole race was climbing the big hill to the top of Ben Brack .. 600 metres straight up !! fucked !!! there was a huge Stone arch on top of this hill , for what I don’t know but it was cool ..  we made good time together and we eventually passed through  Sanqhar past the Black Lochs and up into another  steep wild section of hills , in the last 5 miles heading to the old mining town of Wanlockhead we encountered severe weather , gale force winds and driving rain , we ran into camp to be welcomed by Dave and Donnie with warm cups of coffee and tea … I was exhausted and hit the sack for an early night … I awoke later in the night with my tent collapsed into my face, the winds and sheet rain were doing their best to rip my tent off the ground , there was nothing I could do , then SNAP .. my tent pole snapped and the whole tent fell onto my body , shit !! ,I was still dry though so I just lay there , fell asleep again and sat it out till the morning .

Stage 3 ..  Wanlochead to Moffat .. 24 miles / 3700 feet

This was to be the worst start of the week , in fact if my mates in the Mountain rescue had seen this they would have been sending us back to our tents with a smacked arse , entering the high hills in such extreme conditions , however we are not Sunday stroll walkers , we are extreme athletes , no ?  well you get my drift .. we have screws missing ..

So off we went up through Wanlockhead and into the Lowther hills , driving rain , gale force winds and 20 foot visibility .. Jo and I ran up the hills and onto the high moorland , this was tricky , trying to navigate in these conditions and run at a decent pace , we slowed it down and fought our way through the weather , we caught up with  Mark Caddy , currently in second place , he decided to stay with us for a while , we hit the next checkpoint and discovered that Andy who was in third place was lost on the hill , nothing to worry about though as he was experienced and would find his way eventually .. we battled on and eventually hit the Daer reservoir , a beautiful distraction to our battle with the weather before heading ever upwards and into another set of steep climbs and 20 metre visibility , eventually we fell out of the mist into an amazingly beautiful forest run where we made good pace and ate up the miles quickly back to our campsite .. this was only 24 miles today but it had felt like 40 !!!

Stage 4 ..  Moffatt to Traquair via St Marys loch .. 36 miles / 4000 feet


This was my favourite section of the whole run  , maybe because it’s my back yard but definitely because it was the most picturesque scenery we had ran all week ,  the weather broke around 11am so as to reveal the Borders beauty at its best .. running along forest paths , up windy sheep trails between hills , up over hill tops and glorious sunshine , I was buzzing !

I issued them with special passports !!

Jo , Mark Caddy and I running as a group again , eating up the miles , it really was an experience I enjoyed immensely , seeing St Marys loch as we came over the hills above it , running alongside it up the south bank , I even tossed my rucksack at one point and dived in .. I just couldn’t resist it … although I later came to realise that this may not have been my best idea ever but who knows …  then up and over the hills above St Marys to enter the Tweed Valley above Traquair where we would spend the night next to Traquair House .. AWESOME !!! only 20 miles to go tomorrow , I was in 4th place and was feeling strong ..  I couldn’t have felt better …………….. well at leat until 2am that is !!!

*** WARNING *** those of a squeamish nature should not read below … I always write as I feel it was , warts and all I don’t hide anything or hold back .. so read on at your pearl !!  this is not pretty !!

I had something going on earlier with my stomach , a feeling , like a nervous stomach , one I thought was related to hunger , sugar drinks , gels , one dehydrated meal to many .. who knows ?? but something was tickling it !

I ate a bag of crisps, scrounged half a fish supper from a Marshall rather than eat a dehydrated meal , I even drank a load of coke to try to ease it if it was a tummy bug but something was definitely going on in there and it wasn’t going away. I was feeling hot and agitated ,  couldn’t sleep then at 2am I felt it , I was going to be sick .. instantly ! , I jumped up and crawled over Paul my tent mate , I couldn’t get out quick enough .. it was pitch black and pissing down with rain.. instantly I was violently retching everything that was left in my stomach out onto the wet grass , 20 minutes I was out there , my stomach felt like it was inside out , eventually it subsided and I was able to get back into the tent , but only for 10 minutes before it was game on again but this time from both ends .. fuck !!!!  I was outside a load of tents , being violently sick , shitting foam and freezing to death in bare feet as they were to sore to get my shoes on quickly enough … this went on for hours , my tent mates must have been up all night , for this I am sorry but it was a near death type experience .. if it was possible I would have shared lavvy roll with god !!!! , I could not even hold down a drink of water .. I eventually ran out of bodily fluids to evacuate and I was able to lie in the tent for a few hours come sun up .. I was severely dehydrated and weak , I could feel a slight temperature building , I knew I was not in a position to head out into the hills .. so I made the decision not to carry on , I pulled out 20 miles before the end , I was gutted , .. later in the day as my fever rose and my health deteriorated further I knew that it had been the right decision.

I was later diagnosed to have a Cryptosporidium parasitic infection , something that I must have picked up during the race … it was NASTY !!  lets say say no more  😀

Id like to thank Sandbaggers , Dave Scott and all for the fantastic race , every Sandbaggers event I have been to has had a magical element of fun and great people in attendance , organizer’s and competitors alike ………. thank you and Ill see you in the Gobi !!

NOTE: Later that month I returned to continue my crossing of the Southern upland way and completed it in good style. It is a truly superb crossing of Scotland and walk or run its worth the blisters 😀

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A reminder ……..

That really is a beautiful song and the message in that video is portrayed to perfection …

 

I have been training hard and really enjoying the whole momentum of what my Ultra challenge has become , its given me back the confidence in myself and my abilities that was maybe lost when my climbing took a back seat to business and the level at which I was climbing began to slip , it felt like maybe I was past it , getting to old and scared to take on the challenges of extreme rock … but I had been an E5 rock climber ,a lofty grade of skill and danger and staying there doesn’t come without a lot of determination and training , something I had little time for as my shop grew and became more than one , the addition of the kilt shop really took its toll as it was a summer season business so my climbing just fell apart , I wasnt happy , even my kayaking which had already hit its peak several years back was slipping further , lack of practice takes its toll and last year in the Alps BANG !!! , a dislocation from a mistake that would never have happened several years ago put me out !!!  but Cest La Vie , it’s the reason I’m now an ultra runner !! the reason I just ran the Marathon Des Sable , but not the reason I was stupid enough to sign up for the Scottish Ultra , the toughest multi stage race the UK has to offer .. AND the Gobi desert Race in July … what the fuck was I thinking !!! my feet are still in tatters since the Sahara and they will probably fall apart on day 2 , pull out people have said  to me but I can’t , it’s not in my psyche’ to do that .. ever , no matter what !! not without at least giving it a shot , but most of all it’s a mark of respect and Charity !! I took the Scottish Ultra and Gobi Desert race on in an attempt to raise awareness for Multiple Sclerosis and the amazing people who help anonymously behind the scenes , my own awareness being brought about after a life changing event that a very good friend of mine has gone through , a friend whom I respect so very much and part of me wanted to do something to show him my appreciation of his friendship , we had a hard time once but we moved on and have never dwelt on the bad time both he and I had to endure , a very good friend indeed !!

This is a very tough year to raise money , charities all over the country are struggling due to lack of donation and I fight hard to help , and so far we have raised well over £2000 for MS Borders and I certainly hope to raise a lot more , everyone who has donated and everyone who now gives a second thought to Multiple Sclerosis because I made them a little bit more aware are what drives me to man up and  run on the sore feet to complete challenge number 2 , its a 150 mile 5 day race across the most Beautiful part of Scotland that is “The Scottish Borders” , this year the race starts in Glen Trool and finishes in Melrose only 10 miles from my house , I know this county well and it certainly wont be easy , its got hills , lots of them , energy sapping long grass and heather .. our equivalent of sand !!!

 

So on Wednesday Morning at 8am I will be on the starting line of the UKs toughest foot race not just for fun but because it means so much more than just running …..

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My Marathon Des Sable Equipment …

My Marathon Des Sable Equipment …

 

Pretty much all of my equipment did what it was meant to and even if I say it myself I did a sterling job of researching , selecting and utilising it all , at least my climbing/kayak expedition experience was good for something out in the Sahara !

You carry everything in your Ruck-Sack over the whole race for the entire 7 days , it has to fit comfortably , all your equipment and food for the week has to fit in it and most importantly it has to be comfortable to run in , I saw serious problems with chafing over there and people taping their shoulders and lower backs to help , it looked nasty !!!  make sure this is perfect because  the pack you take  is second only to your shoes !!

I originally chose a different sack but after Inov8s kind offer to let me test  a RacePac 25 with the new design bottle holders and frontpac I just had to use it , this was one savage piece of kit , perfect for the job and came up trumps out there in the desert.

 

Fully loaded and ready to run the Sahara …

 

The pack itself gave me zero chafing , even with my starting weight of 9.8kg it was comfortable to run with , its super lightweight but doesn’t give the impression of being weak because of that  , the 25 litres was plenty to fit in all my equipment and food , it has very accessible pockets , was tough enough to withstand 7 days of constant abuse including me using it as a pillow every night .

The front pac was perfect, amazing design that didn’t bounce at all , fitted all of my daily requirements with ease and was cool to run in .. 10/10 .The bottle holders from Inov8 are IMHO the PERFECT holder , they don’t bounce , they hold the bottles tight be 500ml or 750ml and are very light weight and adjustable .. PERFECT

 

Pretty minimal kit considering the weight of the food

 

My sleeping bag was a Marmot atom which was superlight, compressed to a very small size and was perfectly adequate even in the coldest of the nights.

My Neo Air was amazing, far better than the original thermarests design for smoothing out the ground beneath you , I chose a ¾ design to save weight and size , no need to insulate the bottom of my legs and feet out in the Sahara . When I arrived back at the tent after every stage I would first blow up my Neo Air, then just lay there relaxing until I could be bothered to get up and cook  , lovely …

In my sack I kept it real simple , I’ve enough experience to know what I need and what I don’t so I didn’t cart anything around that I didn’t. Venom Pump, Esbit Stove , 600ml titanium pot , SD1 classis Victorinox knife is great and a top choice due to its size and the fact that it has scissors , titanium spork , jet lighter and matches , small first aid kit with painkillers galore, use Doc Trotter for EVERYTHING , ignore the rumours !! light windproof , pack soap for my socks every night , some Wemmi wipes just in case and maybe a small packet of wet wipes for a quick wash of the privates  …. That’s all, you really do not need much else.

For clothing I wore a pair of vent shorts, skin tights as I cant be bothered to use sun tan lotion, a skin top with a loose T shirt on top , a buff on my head and a pair of Julbo Glacier Glasses ..

Socks were Injini … but later became Hilly mono skins .. I took 1 pair of each and washed them .

I wore Lycra Gaiters but if I did it again I would definitely wear a Sandbaggers parachute Gaiter as these really did the perfect job.

I took with me Grivel trekking poles , the light weight running ones , perfect , I wasn’t sure whether to take them but they made the dunes so much easier that I would not hesitate to take them again.

Food , this is specific but I used Mountain House breakfast , Evening meal and a Goodness recovery shake every day , I packed Beef Jerky and a couple of Pepperonis for snacks.

 

enough Calories to run 157 miles ..

 

The rest of my calories were made up of High five Isotonic lime energy drink , this was perfect during my stage and I didn’t feel I needed anything  else , the rest of my fluid intake was water with high five zero electrolyte tabs in it . This did me fine except for a couple of times I used a Peronin sachet on the long day for a more balanced day .

I used 2 Camelbak podium bottles with the performance bite valve / straw lids , these were perfect and held a full 710ml .. it makes a difference

I used my Pentax WS80 waterproof camera , small , light and dustproof .. did a great job

And that’s about everything , it weighed in around 9.8 kg with the bottles full of water  , the Inov8 Racepac held it all easy and there were no issues at all with comfort or chafing , weight is very important out there , don’t believe anyone who says different , it’s a long day and a lot of miles.

And that s everything , my one piece of advice that I really want to give is keep it as light as you can , it’s a long long race and you need to be as comfortable as possible ……………

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The whole is far greater than the sum of its parts…….

The whole is far greater than the sum of its parts…….

Marathon des Sables 2011

A quick recap……

6 months ago I had an idea to enter a world famous race called “The Marathon Des Sable”, just an idea, I then emailed for info and was told that there were no places until 2013 ….. Bummer I thought and started to think of my next kayak adventure, an expedition to Chile maybe, a descent of Inferno canyon… why not!!   then an email from the MDS came in a few weeks later , apparently there were a significant number of cancellations in 2011 and they have to be filled ASAP , did I want one , would I be able to be ready in time … I thought about it for the whole of 5 minutes and in my usual form dived right in at the deep end , what then came about was 5 months of hard training to become an endurance runner of significant ability to complete what is renowned to be “The toughest footrace in the world” , and through a stiff cold winter of snow and Ice I slogged my guts out trying to gain experience , mileage and endurance , I have never been a runner , nor an Ironman , nor was I or ever had been experienced in any endurance sport  so this required patience and an almost obsessive dedication to the task at hand , no doubt I bored people shitless with my obsessive all encompassed dedication , people laughed at my constant running and the Forest Gump jokes started to really grate but I kept going when others would have stopped , beavered away silently until I thought that perhaps I had it in my grasp …..

“Those who finish the course can announce it with due pride and emotion. The Marathon des Sable is a race in a league of its own and must remain the way history has shaped it. We often hear about the myth. It’s founded as much on the sheer feats of the winners as the experiences of thousands of anonymous runners. There is a before and after the Marathon des Sables” – Patrick Bauer (Founder of the MdS)

My Marathon Des Sable…

Over the months leading up to the MDS I had met through various seminars and internet forums a few other UK MDS competitors , Big Gav a powerful Irish Ironman who was heading out with his Brother Neil , Marty a gentle giant from Glasgow , Dave Lamond a big hearted Geordie , Peter Gallanagh from Glasgow, an amazing runner , great laugh and very upbeat and positive guy  , Ray Wise a Londoner , an amazing Fundraiser and semi professional Photographer not to mention a very motivated runner ,  knowing that these people were strong guys to have around and also very easy to get along with made me a little more relaxed about what I was about to undertake.We all met up in Gatwick Airport on March 31, along with Carl Cleghorn, a cool calm and collected runner from up North and Nigel Hewitt a fireman from Newcastle Under Lyme, we had met these two in the Travelodge the night before, Nigel was later to impress me with his amazing level headedness and generous nature, not to mention his ability to blow a Berber tent off its posts with a single fart!!! , seriously this guy had power …..

We flew out to Morocco on a private charter plane with the rest of the runners from the Uk , Ouarzazate to be precise , a small Moroccan town with a private Airport , we were quickly shuttled to The Berber Palace Hotel where we spent a night getting to know each other , forming allegiances and generally discussing our individual plans to complete the desert run , up early the next day for some breakfast before being put in a bus for 4-5 hours , with toilet stops every 20 minutes I began to think I was on a Tenerife stag day !!  And then finally ferried out to a Desert Bivouac by troop transport Lorries …..

We settled into what was to become our home for the forthcoming week , a 10 foot by 10foot Berber tent , number 79 to be exact , we unpacked our necessary thermarests and sleeping bags and settled in to make ourselves as comfortable as possible. Berbers are the indigenous people of North Africa, west of the Nile Valley; their traditional home is a thick wool blanket, held up by thick wooden poles to make a tent, comfy, not!!  This tent is moved every day to the start of the next days stage , over 100 tents form the MDS village and at 6am every morning the Berbers start dismantling the village , load it onto lorries and move it … leaving us sitting in the open cooking our breakfast and preparing for the start of our next stage .

Day 2 in the desert was medical and equipment check, before leaving Hawick my doctor gave me a full medical and an Electrocardiogram, I had to present this with my equipment and be passed fit to race, we were given time slots to appear at the relevant tent and all went well, my ECG stated I had an exceptionally slow heart rate but as I was running 100+ miles a week this was no great surprise to anyone..

Equipment check required us to show at least 2000 calories a day in food, mandatory equipment such as venom pumps for scorpion stings, map compass, flare, salt tablets, sleeping bag etc ….

Once I was checked and authorised I headed back to my tent, the boys arrived back one at a time, we were all sorted, one last sleep and we were racing …. There was an air of anticipation that night in the tent!!!  Or was it Nigel?

 

Stage 1   33km  42 degrees C

6 am arrived and it was finally upon us, race day… the Berbers were busying themselves and within 20 minutes the tents were gone , nearly 1000 runners of more than 20 nationalities unceremoniously dumped in a desert plain awaiting the 9am start of the first stage , we set about cooking breakfast , readying our equipment and mentally preparing .. 8:30 am and it was time to make our way to the starting line , I shouldered my sack , it was over 11kg at this point , heavy but still manageable , I made sure my water bottles were secure and full , we walked to the starting line ready to do battle with the desert.

I looked around, everyone was geared to go , lean fit athletes , Ironmen , endurance runners , I started to doubt I should be there .. but I had earned my wings , my training had been stout and I had been a high calibre adventurer now for more years than I care to remember and at 41 theres been a few ..  Easy Mark, easy I told myself… I looked at my friends standing next to me , Pete lean and race ready , Gav and Neil strong and imposing in their presence , yet friendly in  nature , Marty and Nigel poised , we all shook hands and wished each other luck ..

We gathered at the starting line , the air was electric , music blared , EuroSport helicopters flew overhead and Patrick Bauer gave a final speech , tears welled up in my eyes , I felt emotional , all the hard work , all the sacrifice , pain and piss take , it was all to bring me here … I drew my locket out of my shirt , looked at my daughters smiling face and sobbed …. Let’s do it!!!!

Writers note: As I write this I am now welled up again just thinking of that moment, it really did move me so much.

We piled out over the starting line , the top boys were off leading the way , 8 miles of mixed desert plain followed , hard and stony ground mixed with energy sapping soft sand led us to checkpoint 1 , with the sand and the fully loaded packs it had taken nearly one and a half hours to run just 8 miles .. and my legs were feeling it already, the next section was 8 miles of dunes and with the sun already getting high in the sky and the temperature soaring into the high 30s at only 10:30am we entered one of the most soul destroying and energy sucking stages in the whole race, Dunes, dunes and more dunes, the going was slow but steady, the heat was outrageous and the weight of my pack was growing, I felt pressure in my right shoe, a hot spot maybe? 30 minutes later I was removing my shoes and emptying out sand , my sock had filled up and was rubbing my toes .. I inspected the hotspots on my heals , not to bad , only to be expected really … a short time later I was doing this again , the sand dunes were causing me havoc , there was a burst in the stitching of my gaiters , it was letting in sand and it was just running through the mesh of my trainers … bad juju !!!!  Ray Wise appeared over the dunes at some point, we had blether and he was off… I pounded forth, this was now getting monotonous, the dunes were soft, very soft and the going so slow, there was to be no running had in here, just strength sapping sinking sand… nightmare and the heat was outrageous… onwards, onwards, eventually the dunes started to subside and I could see desert plain … thank god, 30 minutes later and I was out, running through the check point and grabbing my ration of water, I ran / walked the 5 miles to the finish line ….. falling through it with a pack that weighed two times what it did at the start … I found Tent 79 and fell in , Peter was there , he had flown in and was in 55th place overall , outstanding .. Amazing in fact, he came from Glasgow, trained in the cold and had a pack of 10kg… respect!!  Gav and Neil the two brothers from Northern Ireland had arrived just before me and had also done well, these two guys really were “brothers” in both senses of the word, strong and sure, they had a real connection, a real support for each other and were inseparable, they had previously competed in an Ironman and finished with only a second between them, but they didn’t just look after themselves, they were strong and supportive of all of the members of tent 79.. Awesome dudes!!

We set out our tent and waited for Dave, Nigel and Marty to arrive …Dave fell in tired and ready to lay down , he had battled through the heat of the day in the dunes and eventually found strength in his iron Geordie mentality , although he was not an Ironman , he certainly was a “Man of Iron” . Nigel was next in, he had felt the day but as surely as he can fart for England he steadily moved through the stage… Marty arrived later still, he had felt the dune section and beyond, but he had mustered up what was required and did himself and the Kilt he was wearing proud.

We all joked and blew time , ate our dehydrated meals , topped up our electrolytes and went to bed tired and wondering what the next day would bring ……….

Stage 2    38km  38 degrees C

It brought Berbers, at 6am!!  Bastards!!  So as was to become the norm we were tossed out our sleeping bags and forced into the open to cook and prepare as the Berbers removed the village and left …. Nice job if you can get it!

The start of stage 2 was to be a sandstorm, it had blown up as we were cooking, nightmare, although I appreciated the fact that the sun wasn’t able to penetrate it… we all huddled at the start waiting to go… the Patrick Bauer speech, sadly announcing that our numbers were down and that people had already withdrawn from the race …

We piled out over the starting line again but this time our legs weren’t so fresh , the weight of my pack strained on my legs from the first mile , my back ached after 3 miles and my little blisters although not at this point causing me much trouble were there , waiting .. the day progressed with mixed sections of sand , hard plain , short sections of dunes and so on , 24 miles of torture I call it … the going was still good and despite the fact that I had taped and glued my gaiters they still let the sand in profusely , as the day passed my blisters grew more painful ,  I stopped at checkpoint 3 , pulled out my medial kit and attempted to ease my pain , they had grown and were requiring a bit of surgery , I slit them top and bottom , let the water out , squirted iodine in them and taped them , my little toe however had suffered quite a nasty deep blister during the Kielderer , a fell race I had competed in several weeks ago , this had peeled the skin right off and what I was looking at was bare flesh , on day 2 this was not what I wanted to see , and definitely not on a toe required to keep your balance….. I squirted the Iodine on and taped it, onwards.

Falling into the tent that night I immediately set about attending to the growing array of blisters on my feet… these were starting to look terrible and were giving me substantial discomfort at this stage but nothing I couldn’t handle, yet I had to think of the long game, I had to take it easier a little, no running on the sand?? .. This had to be it, I’ve ran thousands of miles in training with hardly a blister, in these shoes, so why now?  it had to be the sand , it was the only variable I hadn’t been able to cover in training , my shoes were obviously rubbing on my feet , the sand could be the only reason that they were doing this damage ….

Peter had held onto his position with another amazing time and the Irish lads had powered home nicely again, Dave had found another lease of life and all was good in tent 79. Later on Nigel and Marty arrived together, they had formed an allegiance and were pretty much travelling together, taking strength from that … superb, and everything was falling into place.

That night we laughed and joked, blew time and wind before our essential early night, but Nigel and Marty had other ideas and what followed was a snoring contest of the highest order, bloody nightmare … I was shouting, Pete was shouting, Gav was shouting but the two of them snored away despite being pelted with stones, poked with sticks and eventfully rolled over onto their sides, mental note.. Duck tape a stone to Nigel’s pyjamas tomorrow night!!!

Stage 3   38km  53 degrees C

Stage 3 although the same distance as stage 2 felt substantially harder and had long flat plains, river beds, and small dunes on it, I think that it was actually me, my blisters were giving me some serious problems on anything except for walking on sand, Nigel had given me some painkillers the previous night and I decided to use them, this eased them up but his prescription strength codeine knocked the shit out of me, I think there are 4 hours missing from that day where I was wasted.. however I made it to the finish, my feet were bad at this point and I knew it was time to visit Doc Trotters , they took one look at them and sent me to the Clinic with a note , I arrived at a large tent with over 20 medics , I was given to Leticia , she was hot !! superb , well except for the fact that I had cut the inner liner from my shorts and I had removed my skins , she asked me to pop my foot on the table and my nuts fell out , she took one look and pointed at me with a scalpel …. Then laughed, ok this is going well!! , she inspected my feet and shook her head , infection she said , she then set about cutting off all the skin and covered my feet in Iodine , she cut a sheet of second skin and stuck it to my little toe, ooooouuchh!!!!  She taped my feet up and gave me 1000mg of Amoxicillin for the infection, Jesus…!! there goes my stomach lining !!

I told myself I felt better, I had to, it was the 50 mile day tomorrow ….

Stage 4, the long stage!!   84 km  55 degrees C

We all lined up the next morning, everyone one of us quiet, we knew there was a lot of distance to cover, 50 miles was a long way in this terrain and heat … I had covered 38 miles over mountains during an ultra in 9 hours once but it had taken me nearly 9 hour to cover 25 out here… into the unknown I thought …. The starting line erupted and we were off, the medic had given me paracetomol and tramadol the night before, I ran a few miles and decided that I needed to try tramadol … bloody hell that’s some mean shit!!   I was falling about up a Jebel 30 minutes later thinking it wasn’t such a good idea … better let this wear off …. At this point Dave Lamond caught me up and we formed an allegiance , 50 miles was to far to go on your own , better to keep a mad Geordies company and whittle the miles in with his crazy humour so we battled on together , we hit check point 4 and battered on , but we started to tire and at one point were like 2 drunk men totting along in the dark , Dave I said , lets get the head down , just for an hour , get our faculties back , sound mun he said , so I set my alarm for an hour and we crashed at the side of the trail , next thing 2 medics are shaking us and asking us if were ok , they had been driving along and saw our feet sticking out the side of the road , waye aye man said Dave , we are just getting a bit o shut eye , so they left … then another set of runners saw us , this time I was up for running to the next checkpoint , so we fell into Checkpoint 5 , decided on another sleep just for an hour but this time we slept for 4 hours , probably costing us 200 places but what the hell … who cares anyway !!  , I heard Nigel’s voice from across the checkpoint , hey Nigel I shouted , he popped his head out looking fresh as a daisy , he had came in with Marty a few hours after Dave and I , nice one , the four of us headed out into the morning sun and finished off the 50 mile stage happy and in good spirits , arriving into a cheer from our other tent mates , Peter , Gav and Neil , they had came in during the night and had followed a green laser all the way into camp and had made it in one sleepless push … I later spoke to people about this laser and I think it drove people insane , I kind of wish I had seen it  .

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I literally spent the whole day after we arrived sleeping , it was great , every time I fancied a sleep I closed my eyes and I dreamt of naked ladies … I wish I could do this everyday .. eventually I ate something and set about sorting my feet , the 50 miles hadn’t been kind and they were looking very bad but I was nearly there , nearly finished , I thought of my daughter ,her smile and how happy she would be to see me home with my medal , no worries I thought , I don’t even need feet really …… I cleaned them and took a walk to Doc Trotters, this time I remembered to keep my skins on, no “fallout” tonight I thought …….

Stage 5   43km   52 degrees C

The last of my long stages , 26.2 miles across fast terrain , not a lot of sand on this one , but there were mountains to cross , today despite the pain I was energised , Dave and I were on form , laughing , hobbling and joking our way across the desert , this is what its about , or maybe it was the pain killers ??

The journey went well, I spent a bit of time with Ray Wise, said hello to Sonny Winston and crew, met Richard from Edinburgh and eventfully ran into Duncan from Dalkieth, it was a very sociable day indeed, finally walking in the last few miles with Nigel who looked and behaved exactly the same as he did on day 1, respect to that Guy, he was a rock!!  between us we kept an eye on Dave who was feeling the effects of the heat with swollen fingers and a strange desert ultra shuffle run / rave … I actually believe at this point he had regressed to his early 90s Newcastle raver days …. But he pulled through and the 3 of us cruised home and crossed the line together… excellent day… sore feet but a joyous feeling to finally reach what was effectively the end of the extreme pain, tomorrow if I moved quickly we wouldn’t even have to be out in the midday sun and we would be heading home on a bus for my much craved for can of coke!!!  There’s something about a cold can of coke that no matter what type of trip/expedition I’m on I always crave it after day 3 in the wilds….. Lovely to knock one back after 7 days in the desert …. That night Gav and I sat and discussed cokes and pot noodles … the diet of extreme athletes the world over…oh yes… just 13 miles to go and I was out of this dry sun baked hell hole… bring it !!!!!

Stage 6   18km    52 degrees C

This was it … amazing finally after all this torture we were here on the last day , fantastic , I was buzzing , I was crying , thoughts of my daughter filled my head , thoughts of the people who had supported me , helped me .. Indeed some unlikely people had come to the fore during my training, amazing, I was elated to be here …. Now Lets get it done cos I want to go home!!!!    I looked beside me at Pete , Gav , Neil , Dave , Marty and Nigel ,  they were gods !!  Men of grit, character, laughter, they were guys who helped me through, we all helped each other… the MDS is not a solo event… you need to draw on other sources when things get tough and I was lucky to be in a tent full of the energy that tent 79 had  … oh yes !!

For the final time Patrick gave his speech and we pour out over the start line… get in!!

Nigel and Dave are at my side, the Irish lads up ahead, Pete is probably finished!! it feels great cos I know this is the last chance I have to enjoy it , as much as it hurts I love it , to be out in the desert , to be adventuring , I am not here for the running , I am a shit runner !! But I had what it took to go on a crazy journey, the MDS journey… it started 5 months ago , not here in the desert , no way , it began with an idea and it will only end when I forget …

Nigel, Dave and I put in the miles and appreciated each others company in the final hour, Ray appears and we all approach the finish, we up the pace in a final effort and fall over the line. Patrick Bauer kisses us, no tongue though… that’s just not British … he hands us our medals, I shake Nigels hand and hug him …. Respect … we made it… 157 miles across the Sahara in 6 days, blisters, heat, infection, exhaustion and dehydration …. 1000 heroes made this week……. it was a beautiful thing !!

In essence every individual part of the MDS is manageable but add it all together and you have a wild time on your hands ..The whole is far greater than the sum of its parts…….

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Below is Peter Gallanagh , a desert beast .. Scottish Ultra runner and number 1 member of tent 79 …………… respect to the animal …. go on Shagger !!!!


below are several of my blisters , these were a lot worse than these photos out in the field but you get the idea

Mark Lyons Marathon Des Sable May 2011

 

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